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40Deuce 46M
4634 posts
1/5/2018 3:53 pm

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1/7/2018 5:17 pm

Suck it

As I've mentioned before One of my best pals who is otherwise a completely rational and compassionate and "good" person has issues with trans people . Which isn't ideal but what makes it worse is that he knows the rest of us don't like that so he constantly brings it up to try and convince us that he's right - which only put the spotlight more on how we don't agree with the things he's saying . It's interesting how people rarely seem to pick up on how they're making things worse .

So last night he was at it again and it degenerated into of those awful "would you" conversations where invariably an unattractive middle aged fatman says they would bang a "super hot" post op transsexual and then considers themselves a hero . Your medal's in the mail jackass .

Of course I participated because I'm just as Scummy as any else (well not ANYONE , but you know what I mean) and I explained my stance that I would both date or hook-up with a trans person that I liked regardless of what they had "going on down there" . Which that set off a whole thing because a certain kind of homophobia is alive and well - a lot of people don't have a problem with gay people but they DO NOT want any thinking they're gay .

This guy says to me "What if you accidentally touched it while you were having sex ?" So I says to him I says "If I was dating a trans lady with a penis I'd jerk her off , I'd probably suck her off occasionally if she was into it ." Which set off another firestorm . So I expounded "Dude , here's the deal , if you're in a relationship with some you do a lot of stuff you're not into , that's what being in a relationship is - you do stuff for them . If I had the choice I'd much rather spend minutes sucking a lady dick than 4 god damn hours at the god damn museum of 17th century doll clothes in Ottumwa" .

Point is where's my medal ?



Post-Script as I was driving to work this morning an interesting thought occurred to me . I know it's hard to believe but I have dated women before . Usually around 3 years in they get bored with me sexually , actually they've probably been bored all along and that's the point where they feel comfortable saying something about it , and they want to get freaky . 75% of the time they want to get into rope bondage and roleplaying and being dominated . And my answer has always been "nah" . And I've always felt bad about it because I want them to be happy but I just couldn't make that leap . And yet if they had had a dick I'd be okay blowing said dick from time to time .

Draw whatever conclusion you can from that .

I will say this , I am mildly judgey about BDSM "stuff" but I think I have become less so - because of eroticsouls.com shockingly . Who knew this website did anything , let al anything positive ?

In this diussion a dude last night dropped of my most hated expressions "I'm comfortable enough in my masculinity to blah blah blah blah" . I wanted to spit directly in his face . Because all that really means is "I'm a big macho asshole !" Masculinity ? What are you even talking about ? Masculinity , femininity , I'm tired of it all . Shut up about it .

And now for the fable of the lizard and the Scorpion .

One time a Scorpion was hanging out , you know , doing scorpion shit and he decided to go talk to a lizard . And he was all like "Hey lizard , how about you swim across the river and carry me on your back , I totally won't sting you to death halfway because then I'd drown too you know ?"

And the lizard said "First of all I'm a lizard , I don't go in the water . Second of all we're both desert animals so there is no river . And third of all you shouldn't bring up the stinging thing because that makes it seem like you WILL sting me ."

"Hmm , those are all good points" said the Scorpion .

So instead they hung out by the old abandond rusted 1962 Oldsmobile F-85 Jetfire by the railroad tracks cracked a few beers and tried to convince some road runner girls to bang them at the same time . Which they did .




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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
1/5/2018 3:54 pm

Why did I write this ?

It's my nature

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superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
1/5/2018 7:49 pm

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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 1/6/2018 7:07 am:
This is the happiest moment I've ever known

TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
1/5/2018 10:27 pm

I love how the site glitch turns "masculinity" into "maulinity" 🤣

Congrats on the medal!


40Deuce replies on 1/6/2018 7:07 am:
Is that a new thing ? I noticed my post was all messed up

TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
1/6/2018 8:06 am

Keep an eye on your corrections.... there's been a letter-thief glitch going on for the past month or so. An hour or so after you post a blog, they come along and steal the "sc" letter combinations (not when the s is capitalized tho, notice it left "Scorpion" alone) and sometimes the "one" combo. It's not every blogger and it's not every blog, just random enough for the programmers to not see it.

Fun eh?


40Deuce replies on 1/6/2018 2:40 pm:
I wonder how I missed that

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
1/6/2018 9:10 am

Welcome to the wonderful world of the site messing up your posts and making you look illiterate.

If you can believe it, I actually understand your unwillingness to do BSDM-y stuff. Everyone has their limits. I love the physical stuff of whaling on someone or being whaled on, but am really uncomfortable with verbal domination. And also with sincerely submitting to anyone, for that matter.


40Deuce replies on 1/6/2018 2:41 pm:
We have that in common , I'd much rather have someone punch me than say something mean

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