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My Magazine > Editors Archive > Exotic Stories > For Men Only: Tasty Masturbating Porn Treats
For Men Only: Tasty Masturbating Porn Treats   by CJ Watson

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Ladies, are you having one helluva time getting your man to invite your battery operated buddy into your bedroom? Half of the trouble between sex toys and the men who are intimadated-ahem-uneasy about them, is the fact that some guys just don't get it. What can you get from a gadget that you can't get from me? tends to be the line of thinking. Well, they say seeing is believing. What better way to get your man interested in sex toys than by getting him a few of his own?

Let's face it, women have always been the prime game in town for sex toy manufacturers. For years, adult toys have been like the stiletto shoe of sex, made lean, long and strong by and for the needs of the single woman -- or the woman with a husband who spends a lot of extra time at the office. There wasn't anything unfair in it really. After all, men had the adult film industry. But just as more porn flicks are catering to the desires of the everyday woman, adult toys have taken a new interest in men.

Sex masturbators are sex toys for men, and most guys who used them would say their naughty gadgets trump anything you girls have got. Masturbators for men are soft toys with an opening for the penis. Sex masturbators are always modeled after one of the hot little orifices of the body, a mouth, a butt, a vagina, a juicy pair of lips -- you know, the usual.

Types of Porn Inspired Sex Masturbators for Men:

The adult film industry is a cash cow, a very attractive cash cow. Many of porn's most popular faces are lending parts of their body as molds for male sex masturbators. Pornstar masturbators are pricey, but then again, so are pornstars. Some sex masturbators with famous names include:

  • Tera Patrick's Futurotic Tempting Ass: After panning Tera's performance in last summer's release, Desperate, co-starring porn's power couple, I learned the hard way just how much AFF loves a piece of the porn slut with the face of a supermodel. The movie still sucked by the way, but since I'm in the midst of some of T-Pat's biggest fans, it couldn't hurt to let you in on some of the tasty treats of Tera's tempting ass ($30-40 www.edenfantasys.com). Manufactured by Cal Erotic, this tempting bum was patterned after the booty of porn goddess, Tera Patrick. It's been rumored that Tera is losing her touch, she's just two films away from the MILF section of the adult DVD store, so get a piece of her tempting ass while it's still available.





  • Jenna's Vibrating Vagina and Ass: Jenna, as in Jenna Jameson, as in the undisputed queen of the adult film industry. Wow, what a man wouldn't give to spend one night tucked between those juicy pussy lips and tasty ass cheeks? The blond bombshell's masturbator goes for around $200-300 (http://www.edenfantasys.com). And if you think that's pricey just imagine how expensive it'd be to get within breathing distance of the real thing.




  • Juli Ashton's Pussy and Ass: Wow, isn't it fitting that a veteran porn junkie known for ass fucking and muff-diving scenes should be christened with a mint of her very own cunt and shitter? This is even better than snagging a key to the city.


  • Tiffany Mynx Pussy and Ass: With more than 350 titles and director privileges under her belt, former porn starlet turned fuck flick director, Tiffany Mynx has found her pussy and ass vibrating on the shelf of a sex toy shop near you.


  • Alexis Amore's Vibrating Pussy and Ass: Boy is this one hot piece of Latina ass. Alexis Amore is known for putting the sauce in the kink adult salsa, but I'd nominate this little cum guzzling whore for one of the Queen of Double Penetration. If you want to check out a kiss of Amore in naughty action, take a look at All About Alexis Amore, which several scenes of Alexis fully stuffed in all three holes with lots of cock. And you know there's gotta be some girl on girl clit licking to satisfy all the carpet munchers out there. Unfortunately, the odds of any of our appendages actually touching the real pussy or ass of naughty Alexis are pretty slim -- and that's where tasty sex masturbators come in. Check out this spanking (literally) brand new twist on sex masturbators by the spicy Latin star ($40-50 www.edenfantasys.com.


And there's a lot more where that came from. Buck Shot's has a new sex masturbator out on the market, The Silicone Buddy 2. The Buddy is a glove for the penis that comes complete with lots of small ticklers for extra stimulation, the top is closed off for a suctioning effect.

Vivid's pretty big in the world of adult films. Vivid Entertainment's new Joy Grip was patterned after the vagina of the company's adult film starlet, Savanna. Available in red and a rainbow of other colors, the Joy Grip contains an internal pump that prides itself on pulsating all over the shaft of the penis. Dare it be compared to the vagina of a real woman?

The sensual Fleshlight Interactive Lifeforms company has been paramount in the development of sex masturbators for men. It is their unique flashlight shape, with a mouth, vagina or anus attached, that makes Interactive Lifeforms' Fleshlight sex toy royality. The Fleshlight Lady (a lady's vagina and butt) and the Fleshlight Mouth retail for about fifty bucks, and the velvety feel of real flesh makes it worth every penny.

Check out some of the tasty treats offered by adult inspired sex masturbators:

  • Cyclone Force Pumps


  • Vibrating Pocket Tushes


  • Emerald Lips


  • And Double Entry Pleasurers





CJ Watson is a twenty-something college co-ed from the Southeastern United States. A self-proclaimed spoiled Ebony princess, CJ has been writing professionally for thirteen years and has aspirations of someday becoming a New York City columnist. She loves fashion, dogs and strawberries and hates thin dicks.