Ladies, your time has come! I'm serious - stop reading and message me right away, because I am the best thing that could ever happen to you on the internet. Better than gym selfies. Better than likes. And even better than kitten GIFs. Okay, okay, maybe not better than those, because what can top that? If I were being honest, I'm probably not really the 'best thing ever'. I have flaws too. First of all, I don't have Jon Snow's flowing locks. I sometimes wash my lights with my darks. And I never ask for directions - ever. Hopefully, you can see past that though? ;-)

My Ideal Person As for the woman I'd like to meet... Your friends would describe you as "intelligent" and "vivacious" and "kleptomaniacal". Okay, maybe not the last one.

And while I love potatoes in most of their forms, "couch potato" isn't one of them. Physical fitness is important to you as it is to me. And while you don't have to be 'Stormy Daniels', having an open mind to some kinky situations wouldn't hurt.