If you're like most men, you've probably wondered from time to time exactly how you measure up, dick-size wise, with other guys. I'm an amateur size researcher who has perally measured almost 900 men to date and I have amassed enough data to give a reaably good approximation of one's length and girth percentile. If you'd like a precise estimate of your size, I'd like to meet you. The format of our meeting would be as follows: 1. I'll write down your responses to the non-measurement related sections of my survey. 2. You'll strip naked so I can take all of the necessary measurements (if you're wondering how you'll get hard, I am a gay guy, so "assisting" you is within my scope of activities). 3. We'll go to my database and calculate your size rank. If you're shy about your endowment, rest assured that I've seen and measured EVERY size imaginable. BTW, this is completely free and discrete…there will be no one else present. Please note that despite the unorthodox nature of this ad, I'm quite serious about meeting and I hope that you are too. In order to expedite the next step (arranging a mutually convenient time to get together), please include in your response a day and time when you're usually free. Tuesday and Thursday after work or during the day on weekends are best for me.

My Ideal Person Men between the ages of 18 and 50 with a slim to muscular build. Your sexual orientation is completely irrelevant to participating in this survey.